I believe Kitsune made this.


You wake up in the morning to the alarm clock blaring in your ear. You hit the off button and sit up. The first thing you say to yourself is - Planet Hell Must be a monday.

Recalling the dream you had, what do you say? - Don't Stay Nightmares need not be remembered?

You get out of your bed and head for the bathroom, stubbing your toe on the door along the way. You yell - Tomorrow We'll See Too tired to get revenge right now, but just you try and pull something...!

Seeing your tired self in the mirror, you mutter - Papercut On my face....?

You somehow managed to get dressed. How do you look? - Basket Case Apparently not that great.

A clown walks through your yard. What do you say to him? - Let Go GTFO!

Driving to work, your theme song is - Everything Changes I'm quitting...?

You got stuck in traffic. Your boss calls you and yells at you. What do you say to him? - I'm So Sick Seriously, I'm throwing up here. Can't you feel my temperature through the phone?

For some reason, the cops are chasing you. You’re blazing down the highway in a high-speed chase. The music in the background is - I Go To Extremes Well that certainly makes for literal sense, haha.

Oh, shit!! There’s a cow in the road! - A Beautiful Lie There is no cow!

Luckily you swerved in time to miss the cow, but you crashed into a tree. What’s your reaction to the whole thing? - Ready Steady Go Run for iiiiiit!!

Did you get injured? - Feel Good Inc. Apparently not.

The cops caught you. You’re handcuffed and tossed in the back of the car. They ask you what you were thinking, and you say - Put Your Lights On I wanna ride in a cop car with fun spinning flashing lights!

You’re in jail and one of the inmates walks up to you “What’s our name?” they ask. You say - American Idiot Oh sure, blame the country...

Later that day, you get in trouble for stabbing your cellmate. What’s your excuse? - Be Prepared An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

You get the electric chair. The executioner asks if you have any last words. “Yes.” You say - Take It Easy Seriously, that jobs gotta be hella stressful

The hell? You made it to HEAVEN? What does God say to you when you step through those pearly gates? - Don't Get Lost In Heaven Apparently it's a gated community...

You meet John Lennon there! What do you say to him? - Get The Party Started Well, what else is there to do?

Uh-oh… God tells you there’s been a horrible mistake. You should be in Hell. What’s your reaction? - Dragosta Din Tei .......what?

Yeah…. That’s it…. Unless you wanna do 10 “in my pants” things….